My life is very much like a game of Monopoly. Sometimes I pass go and collect 200 dollars, sometimes I get all property and make bank. Il hit up chance and the bank will make an error in my favor. Sometimes, if im feelin really good, community chest sends me on a trip to boardwalk and its open!...I can even hit free parking occasionally. Im good at rolling doubles too...but that three strikes rule gets me everytime and I go to jail. Directly to jail, that is...do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. And when I finally spring the cash to get out of jail...I come up on a long row of hotels and loose my ass. Next turn...get out of jail free card. isnt it ironic.

Such is life. Its not easy, and its certainly not pretty. But its mine. As much as we are all in control of our own lives, there are those certain instances where you are out of control. You cant stop the cop from pulling you over because your license plate cover is too big. Sometimes, the bank errors are not in your favor. Usually when you get that trip to boardwalk...theres a hotel on it. and well...everyones rolls too many doubles on occasion.

So why is it that I can be so good at monopoly, and suck so bad at life?